App Report for We Happy Restaurant

A serious, sketchy restaurant simulator, where you get to: * Run a restaurant with no moral standards. * Make abominable food yet still attract tons of customers. * Watch customers develop new bodily features. * Expand and grow your unholy business operations. Welcome to We Happy Restaurant Mega Group Inc.. Here you will have an opportunity to run your own restaurant and be a productive, profitable member of the corporate family. Our mega group's killer product, green essence, is the foundation of our immensely profitable restaurant business. It keeps our customers hungry and always wanting more! With such an incredible weapon at hand, we can save ourselves from the dull effort of improving the food, and really really focus on the difficult part that is not doing anything! Too good to be true? Join us now, and find out for yourself! Follow Us Twitter: @ChillyRoom Email: [email protected] *Note to early beta testers: We are not native English speakers though we try our best to present an English language version that is most comfortable to native speakers. But with your help we could do even better. Please email us or leave feedback if you find any uncomfortable or incorrect text. It would also help us lay a good foundation for future localizations into other languages.