One day, I decided to go skydiving. I had always wanted to try it, and I thought it would be a great way to impress my friends. So I went to a local skydiving center and signed up for a jump.
When it was time for me to jump, i was a little nervous, but I tried to play it cool. As I stepped out of the plane, i realized i had forgotten to put on my parachute. But instead of panicking, I simply shrugged and smiled.
As I plummeted towards the ground, I thought about all the dumb things I had done in my life. I had once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and had even tried to jump over a bonfire while drunk. But i never thought my dumbest moment would be his last.
As I hit the ground, my friends rushed over to him, expecting the worst. But to everyone's surprise, I was still alive. I had landed in a pile of hay that had broken his fall.
From that day on, I was known as the luckiest man alive. I had survived a dumb way to die and lived to tell the tale. Despite the near-death experience, I continued to live life to the fullest, always looking for new adventures and experiences.
But I also learned a valuable lesson from my skydiving mishap. I realized that sometimes taking risks isn't worth it, and it's important to take precautions to ensure your safety. From then on, he always checked his parachute before jumping out of a plane.
I wish I had died. Nothing would have been wrong in the world but I lived. It was dumb luck that I lived. I was smiling during the fall because I wanted to die. I should have died.. the dumbest way to die
The ad supported version of the game is useless. A full screen ads is the first thing you see before starting the game. Then its between every level. I didn't see there was a paid version without ads but now I've deleted the game out of principle. Why do devs let ads ruin their work? If you're going to do ads, fine; but all these dark patterns ruin the experience and make devs look like nickel hookers. The 8 seconds of game were fun in between the 30 seconds of ads for dumb stuff like facebook and startup loans.
I was so excited when i saw this ‘cause some of my favorite youtubers play this so i went on and downloaded it i was like a minute in and an add popped up i thought it would be fine ‘cause the rating was ok and i didn’t see anything bad but then i started reading more of the reviews and i thought to myself why do guys have SO many adds like i can’t even enjoy five minutes of this without watching like seven adds. I thought this would be a fun and goofy game but now it’s boring and wasting my time.
I got this game thinking it was like how it was when I had it 7 years ago. But NOOOOOOOO! Times have changed you have to unlock mini games and all the ads are ridiculous and I ain’t paying five bucks for a game I won’t play all my life. The old version was better but I do know it takes a lot to make a game so don’t think I’m trying to be rude… I just think it gets kinda annoying to keep watching ads instead of playing the game. Hope your game succeeds.
This game has so much nostalgia tied to it for me I was so excited to download and play again. Upon opening the app for the first time in years, I get spammed with ads that are practically malware and then ads come on while you’re playing the game. It’s unplayable, garbage sell out of an app to squeeze every last penny they can for it. I don’t blame them, if it was my game I’d be doing the same thing, I just wouldn’t even bother trying to play…
Here’s an idea to make the game more fun (and challenging). A mode called Dumber Deaths! Here’s how it works. The game starts off faster than usual. And the two higher speeds (from the original game) deleted in this version will be added the game. The mini games will also be harder. It’s challenging, but your score in that mode will be doubled in the progress bar. Oh, and you need 50000 total points to unlock it. Hope you add this!
i love this game, it’s so fun and very nostalgic. but the ads are really annoying. sometimes they’ll pop up WHILE i’m playing the game and causing me to lose a life. they’re just everywhere and they keep sending me to the app store even though i’m pressing close on them. i really hope this is fixed because first off there’s too many, the appear while they play, and they send me to the store when i’m not trying to go there.
Not going to lie, this game is very fun, it brings back a lot of memories in the past. I just have a few complaints: For Spotting the Weightlifter, I go to tap the screen, and it doesn’t do anything. Another complaint is that I don’t know how you can block 5 holes in the gas leak, some people would agree with the me that I think you should just tap it and it would be fixed.
Other than those things I really like this game.
While this game can be fun, there is an ad in between every two or three tasks you complete. This completely disrupts from the flow of the game. I understand the use of ads in regards to bringing in money, but the amount of them in this app makes it feel more like one of those poorly developed “running down the road” that have recently been taking over. The developers need to do something about this.
It’s use to be a great game as a kid I haven’t played it in years and how they want you to pay money or no joke in like one game with 3 lives you’ll get a ad every 3 mini games it use to never be like this I also keep on having ads mid match which kills me this is so dumb and so disappointing don’t download it it’s not worth your time