** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.** Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. DISCLAIMER Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. KEY FEATURES * You can be a goat * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it * In-game physics that bug out all the time * Seriously look at that goat's neck * You can be a goat
* Bug fixes
* Added language support for:
- Portugese ( Brazilian )
- Chinese Traditional
- Chinese Simplified
* Performance improvements
* Bug fixes
* A whole new map: Goat City Bay!
* Lots of new goats
* Lickable helicopter
* Pigs that are stuck
* Hyper realistic water physics
* Fixed font issues (Japanese, Russian)
* Kamcord integration - Now you can record and share your crazy goat antics!
* App is a little smaller
1.2 Released! Aka “The Grass Patch”
* Super secret Low Grav Testing Facility Added! Go find it
* New mutator added. Get rid of that boring gravity
* Fancy schmancy grass added for fancy devices
* Optimized it for not so fancy devices
* Kamcord crash fixed
* Relax, it’s spring now
* Bug fixes?
* ReplayKit! Do we need to say more?
* Controller support! Wow!
* Easter is here, celebrate it Goat-style!
NEW FREE LEVEL!
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* All new simulated school campus area
* Dethrone the prom queen, get home schooled and score with a cheerleader (literally)
* More new mutators than I can count. 1, 3, 4.
* Lots of challenges and secrets. Just like in a real school. But fun.
Bling bling. We're pimpin’ our menus to look nice. Like in real videogames.
* Improved goat selector with hints for how to unlock all goats. Because using YouTube is cheating.
* Swipe to move between goat apps. Even a monkey could do it.
* New better looking NPC people. Just as fun to headbutt. Maybe even more.
* You no longer get stuck in ragdoll with certain goats
* ReplayKit fixes for iOS10
* Level select updated to include a NEW LEVEL added for owners of GoatZ.
* There are even zombies dressed up as other monsters. That’s gotta count for something?
* Bug fixes
* Free Goat Simulator sticker pack for iMessage added!
* Level select updated to include a NEW LEVEL added for owners of Goat MMO Simulator.
* It’s winter themed, which makes it a perfect gift. Don’t take our word for it. Just do it.
* Bug fixes
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